A man is walking home alone late one foggy Halloween
night, when behind him he hears:
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he
makes out the image of an upright casket banging its way down the middle
of the street toward him.
BUMP... BUMP... BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the
casket bouncing quickly behind him.
FASTER... FASTER... BUMP... BUMP... BUMP....
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the
door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. However, the
casket crashes through his door, with the lid of the casket clapping.
clappity-BUMP... clappity-BUMP.. clappity-BUMP......
on his heels, as the terrified man runs.
Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, he locks himself in.
His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in
sobbing gasps.
With a loud CRASH the casket breaks down the door.
Bumping and clapping toward him.
The man screams and reaches for something, anything, but
all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup! Desperate, he throws the
cough syrup at the casket...
and,
(hopefully you're ready for this!!!)
The coffin stops.
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