BULL

Two sisters, one blonde and one brunette,
inherit the family ranch. Unfortunately, after just a few
years, they are in financial trouble.

In order to keep the bank from repossessing
the ranch, they need to purchase a bull, so
that they can breed their own stock.

Upon leaving, the brunette tells her sister,
'When I get there, if I decide to buy the bull,
I'll contact you to drive out after me and

haul it home.'

The brunette arrives at the man's ranch, inspects
the bull, and decides she wants to buy it... The man tells her
he will sell it for $599, no less.

After paying him, she drives to the nearest town
to send her sister a telegram to tell her the news.

She walks into the telegraph office, and says, 'I want

to send a telegram to my sister telling her I've

bought a bull for our ranch... I need her to hitch
the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out

here so we can haul it home.'

The telegraph operator explains that he'll be
glad to help her, then adds, it will cost 99 cents

a word.' Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette

realizes that she'll only be able to send her sister
one word.

After a few minutes of thinking, she nods and
says, 'I want you to send her the word 'comfortable.'

The operator shakes his head. 'How is she ever going
to know that you want her to hitch the trailer

to your pickup truck and drive out here to haul

that bull back to your ranch if you send her just the
word 'comfortable?'

The brunette explains, 'My sister's blonde. The
word is big. She'll read it very slowly

..... 'COME-FOR-DA-BULL".